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minorkey: How do you get a coloured background behind your profil pic? Nov 6, 2019 12:39:39 GMT
minorkey: I studied sheep husbandry at university, did really well, came away with a B A A... Nov 9, 2019 12:06:07 GMT
walkingdecay: My son's description of being drunk: "I feel as if I've suddenly got three eyes and I can only see through one of them at a time." The lad should write, he really should. Nov 11, 2019 9:49:34 GMT
minorkey: :sid: Nov 11, 2019 12:31:33 GMT
curmudgeon: I went to see a specialist about my short-term memory problems. The first thing the bugger did was make me pay in advance! Nov 11, 2019 19:42:24 GMT
curmudgeon: Barman: "I’m sorry, we don't serve time travelers".
A time traveler walks into a bar.
Nov 11, 2019 20:30:17 GMT
minorkey: A horse walks into a bar. The barman says 'sorry we don't serve your kind'. The horse replies' oh so what kind of horse do you serve?' Nov 11, 2019 20:45:02 GMT
ocarolan: Man walks into a bar. Shoulda ducked. Nov 12, 2019 10:29:46 GMT
minorkey: Mongoes into a bar. Barman says Sorry we don't serve fruit juice here" Nov 12, 2019 14:21:56 GMT
curmudgeon: A bar walks into a man - no, that's wrong - frack to bunt. I'll start again .... oh never mind. Nov 12, 2019 15:58:30 GMT
curmudgeon: A Pun, a limerick and a double entendre walk into a bar ..... no joke! Nov 12, 2019 16:02:32 GMT
minorkey: A man tries to walk into a bar, but he can't get in for all the other people trying to get into the bar Nov 13, 2019 8:03:55 GMT
colins: Horse goes in to a bar, barman says 'why the long face?' Nov 15, 2019 10:19:44 GMT
curmudgeon: An Amnesiac walked into a bar .....can't ...remember ....why .... Nov 15, 2019 15:23:04 GMT
ocarolan: An ancient Roman walks into a bar, hold up two fingers, and says, "Five beers please." Nov 16, 2019 9:10:54 GMT
walkingdecay: Just listening to some Bernstein played to perfection by Sophie Mutter. I heard something new, a sort of perfectly pitched ullulation that the violin seemed to float on. It was magical. Turned out I was hearing the sounds caused by a running tap. Nov 16, 2019 20:46:13 GMT
ocarolan: ..can't tell tap talk from Mutter eh Pete? :D Nov 16, 2019 22:36:50 GMT
walkingdecay: Teehe! I now have deep respect for the musical abilities of plumbing. Any future house move will be dependent on how well the pipework auditions. Nov 18, 2019 9:52:41 GMT
minorkey: My fellows, we need a name for this device our friend invented for storing large amounts of water to be retrieved with a bucket. Any ideas? "Well..." That's it! Nov 19, 2019 16:36:03 GMT
leoroberts: LOL Nov 21, 2019 7:27:05 GMT