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NikGnashers: Many Happy Returns to all on this wonderful forum, and here's to another year of fabulous music and chat.... Dec 25, 2019 16:58:53 GMT
curmudgeon: Went to a petting zoo .... Heavy .... it was a heavy petting zoo (think of the possibilities!) Dec 28, 2019 18:21:46 GMT
curmudgeon: Today we passed a new building being built. my wife said that it was to be a gym for "private members" ...is it just me that gets these mental images? Dec 30, 2019 17:36:38 GMT
martinrowe: No, it's not just you. It wasn't near Will Shakespeare's gym for 'country members' was it? Dec 30, 2019 19:08:17 GMT *
ocarolan: :D Dec 30, 2019 21:18:19 GMT
ocarolan: HAPPY NEW YEAR to all! :beer: Jan 1, 2020 0:24:52 GMT
minorkey: All the best in the new '20s Jan 1, 2020 5:37:50 GMT
Martin: Happy new year folks! Jan 1, 2020 16:06:01 GMT
Onechordtrick: Yesterday I decided, for no apparent reason, to put my car keys through a medium cycle in the washing machine Jan 4, 2020 10:05:31 GMT
martinrowe: Anything else - or was it just the car keys? Oh, and what cycle did you use? Jan 4, 2020 13:19:37 GMT
Onechordtrick: They were in my jeans pocket >:D Jan 4, 2020 16:29:51 GMT
Onechordtrick: Amazingly they still work! Have to try them in the dishwasher next... Jan 5, 2020 9:08:48 GMT
martinrowe: Jeans in a dishwasher - not tried that. Jan 5, 2020 15:59:13 GMT
scorpiodog: Heston Blumenthal creation. You eat it with headphones on playing David Dundas. Jan 6, 2020 6:35:56 GMT
colins: I once left my pedometer in my jeans when I washed them, apparently I did 15000 paces that day! Jan 6, 2020 11:09:11 GMT
scorpiodog: I left my wallet n my jeans when I washed them. I was prosecuted for money laundering. Jan 7, 2020 10:40:21 GMT
Martin: :ban: :ban: :ban: Jan 11, 2020 15:30:37 GMT
Onechordtrick: I was reading a book this morning. Some of you may remember them, made from dead trees. I needed to know the time so glanced up to the top left corner of the page. Was very confused when it wasn’t there! Jan 18, 2020 18:52:41 GMT
curmudgeon: Ordered a Chinese takeaway - just picked it up and as I was driving home, I heard the bag rustling and moving!!!
I wondered if a rat or mouse had got in the bag - thought I could see a little pair of eyes - looked again and here it was ... A peeking duck!
Jan 18, 2020 19:40:30 GMT
Onechordtrick: :D Jan 18, 2020 20:21:54 GMT