NewDave: Tonight I will be dipping my pre-slumber Monster Munch in cold lager instead of warm milk. Roast Beef of course. Pickled Onion are the devil's dangleberries.
Aug 8, 2020 20:58:28 GMT
NewDave: Trump told people to drink bleach. How can he be at more than 40% in the polls in any state in the US? HE TOLD THEM TO DRINK BLEACH!!!
Aug 9, 2020 21:18:27 GMT
Martin: Yes, but what flavour? If it was maple syrup bleach, then I can see the attraction....
Aug 10, 2020 16:19:33 GMT
NewDave: No. You're thinking of Canada.
Aug 10, 2020 17:19:29 GMT
robmc: Don't listen to Martin, he's from North of the border and was probably weaned on Irn-Bru...
Aug 10, 2020 19:57:24 GMT
NewDave: Can you get deep fried Mars Bar scented bleach?
Aug 10, 2020 20:17:54 GMT
NewDave: I just read something on social media where a bloke seriously suggested that we invade France. Didn't Michael Howard threaten Spain with military action a few years ago? I think we might all have gone mad when no-one was watching.
Aug 10, 2020 20:58:46 GMT
NewDave: Even my hair is sweating
Aug 11, 2020 9:49:05 GMT
NewDave: I'm bloody fed up.
Aug 11, 2020 22:44:38 GMT
martinrowe: Solution: listen to Derek playing Django's Swing 42
Aug 12, 2020 5:36:32 GMT