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NewDave: Stockpile food in preparation for next year and buy anything you need that has to come from outside of the UK asap. Next year is going to be hell and people will be shopping for Xmas at the same time as trying to prepare for no-deal or tiny deal Brexit. Aug 1, 2020 12:07:51 GMT
NewDave: If you start now and buy a few extra things every week then not only will you have a respectable store cupboard by November and so avoid the panic buying, you'll also put a lot less strain on the system and make life a bit easier for everyone else. Aug 1, 2020 12:09:13 GMT
NewDave: And if a miracle happens and you don't need it you can always donate to a food bank. They'll need it. Aug 1, 2020 12:09:46 GMT
NewDave: Or I suppose you could "Check. Change. Go." But personally I don't think that's going to help you very much since no-one seems to know what to check, how to change or where to go. Aug 1, 2020 12:18:58 GMT
NewDave: I'm fat, I'm over fifty and I'm about to go out on some roller skates. :D Aug 2, 2020 7:55:25 GMT
robmc: I was a child of the early 80s... It was all about Evel Knievel and roller skates. Had a bad accident concerning my buttocks... Aug 2, 2020 21:35:27 GMT
NewDave: Tell us more.... Aug 4, 2020 11:43:55 GMT
ocarolan: I expect he just fell over and rectum. Aug 4, 2020 12:35:38 GMT
robmc: Well close Keith, I was on roller skates being towed down a hill by my friend on a bike, for extra speed...you can guess the rest :-[ Aug 4, 2020 18:04:31 GMT
robmc: Dinner break over... Roller skates out from under me, 80s short shorts offering little protection, skin removed from half way up my thighs and both cheeks. Disinfectant stung just a wee bit. Aug 4, 2020 18:44:49 GMT
robmc: And to make it worse, half way through my mother applying the disinfectant, my brother and the girl from next door, who we both liked, came in to see the show. Aug 4, 2020 18:47:27 GMT
scorpiodog: Rob, you do, you realise, now have to write a song about the incident. With all the embarrassing details. Aug 5, 2020 11:19:58 GMT
ocarolan: That'll be a cracking song alright! Aug 5, 2020 11:40:29 GMT
NewDave: Ouch. What hurt more, your pride or your legs? Aug 5, 2020 12:58:28 GMT
martinrowe: 'Slippin and a Slidin' Aug 5, 2020 13:18:01 GMT *
robmc: :gap: I don't know Paul, it's all still pretty raw... Although, how about 'Nevermind the Buttocks'. Dave, legs and bum definitely hurt more than pride, although my pride still hurt! Aug 5, 2020 21:14:02 GMT
scorpiodog: Yes, Rob. I can see you in a Sex Pistols tribute band. Or you could do a Tony Bennett and use "I scraped my arse and banned machismo". Aug 6, 2020 10:59:16 GMT
NewDave: Or you could do the Sarah Brightman classic, I lost my arse to a starship trooper. Aug 6, 2020 17:11:47 GMT
robmc: Interesting suggestions, I'll work on my own magnum opus and simply call it 'Skidmarks' :coat: Aug 6, 2020 22:00:22 GMT
scorpiodog: What? Like "Underpants is theft"? Or "The means of defecation must be in the hands of the proletariat"? Oh, sorry, no. That's Skidmarx. Aug 7, 2020 9:41:34 GMT