robmc: I don't know Paul, it's all still pretty raw... Although, how about 'Nevermind the Buttocks'. Dave, legs and bum definitely hurt more than pride, although my pride still hurt!
Aug 5, 2020 21:14:02 GMT
scorpiodog: Yes, Rob. I can see you in a Sex Pistols tribute band. Or you could do a Tony Bennett and use "I scraped my arse and banned machismo".
Aug 6, 2020 10:59:16 GMT
NewDave: Or you could do the Sarah Brightman classic, I lost my arse to a starship trooper.
Aug 6, 2020 17:11:47 GMT
robmc: Interesting suggestions, I'll work on my own magnum opus and simply call it 'Skidmarks'
Aug 6, 2020 22:00:22 GMT
scorpiodog: What? Like "Underpants is theft"? Or "The means of defecation must be in the hands of the proletariat"? Oh, sorry, no. That's Skidmarx.
Aug 7, 2020 9:41:34 GMT
NewDave: Power to the Poop hole?
Aug 7, 2020 14:39:01 GMT
NewDave: Tonight I will be dipping my pre-slumber Monster Munch in cold lager instead of warm milk. Roast Beef of course. Pickled Onion are the devil's dangleberries.
Aug 8, 2020 20:58:28 GMT
NewDave: Trump told people to drink bleach. How can he be at more than 40% in the polls in any state in the US? HE TOLD THEM TO DRINK BLEACH!!!
Aug 9, 2020 21:18:27 GMT
Martin: Yes, but what flavour? If it was maple syrup bleach, then I can see the attraction....
Aug 10, 2020 16:19:33 GMT
NewDave: No. You're thinking of Canada.
Aug 10, 2020 17:19:29 GMT
robmc: Don't listen to Martin, he's from North of the border and was probably weaned on Irn-Bru...
Aug 10, 2020 19:57:24 GMT
NewDave: Can you get deep fried Mars Bar scented bleach?
Aug 10, 2020 20:17:54 GMT
NewDave: I just read something on social media where a bloke seriously suggested that we invade France. Didn't Michael Howard threaten Spain with military action a few years ago? I think we might all have gone mad when no-one was watching.
Aug 10, 2020 20:58:46 GMT
NewDave: Even my hair is sweating
Aug 11, 2020 9:49:05 GMT
NewDave: I'm bloody fed up.
Aug 11, 2020 22:44:38 GMT
martinrowe: Solution: listen to Derek playing Django's Swing 42
Aug 12, 2020 5:36:32 GMT