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Post by gillinghamrover on Feb 23, 2017 20:18:48 GMT
A London woman is on trial for beating her husband to death with his guitar collection. The judge asked "First offender?" "No" she replied "First a Gibson, then a Fender"..............,,,,
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Post by ocarolan on Feb 23, 2017 22:36:12 GMT
If she'd started with a banjo she'd not have needed a second go....
Keith
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Post by sweyne1 on Feb 24, 2017 8:53:18 GMT
Right, that's 335 years with no tele.
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Post by scorpiodog on Feb 24, 2017 9:10:10 GMT
Because you have been found Guildy you are looking at a long Gretsch in prison. You will Avalon time to reflect on your crime. I want this to ring Lowden clear to any other potential perpetrator. Takamine down.
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Post by ocarolan on Feb 24, 2017 9:40:09 GMT
Mosrite another post here - I should not have been Cort - the charge was an attempt to Framus - it's a National scandal.
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Post by earthbalm on Feb 24, 2017 9:50:37 GMT
*groan*
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Post by earthbalm on Feb 24, 2017 9:51:22 GMT
Actually thought these quite funny.
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Post by Martin on Feb 24, 2017 10:24:18 GMT
We invented a smiley for this. We had to. Punbelievable!
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Post by leitrimnick on Feb 24, 2017 10:54:31 GMT
Heard this morning she'd escaped from prison, apparently the bars had been Fylde!
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Post by scottish0177 on Feb 24, 2017 12:23:02 GMT
Newspapers reporting that astrand of her hair had been found and linked to other crimes
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Post by ocarolan on Feb 24, 2017 12:25:16 GMT
...but she was recaptured Hofner later..
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Post by cottonopolis on Feb 24, 2017 12:59:50 GMT
She will Kopp it when the catch her.
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Post by ocarolan on Feb 24, 2017 13:58:04 GMT
Indeed; once they put a Freshman on the case anyway. I always thought that music should Breedlove and Harmony not engender violins. This incident only goes to Sigmafy how wrong I was. Even so, I'm Suhr it was not her Kustom to Eko the acts of other serial killers so she may well seek the advice of a Reverend to confess her First Act. Either that or she'll be hiding out in a Tangle(d)wood way off in Kalamazoo by now.
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Post by cottonopolis on Feb 24, 2017 15:01:53 GMT
OMg MARTIN stop this DREADful thread.
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Post by gillinghamrover on Feb 24, 2017 15:08:31 GMT
What have I started?!😳
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