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Post by 007 on Dec 11, 2013 22:00:51 GMT
1 An Acoustic Duvet. This is an ordinary Duvet with a picture of your favourite guitar to keep you warm at night, I am sure that a certain luthier on this forum would be happy to sell his guitar designs for this purpose.
2 Handcrafted String deluxe Cover
These are 6 hand knitted virgin Peruvian yaks wool string covers Shaped like hollow spaghetti they are hand woven by Peruvian nuns from the Ancient Order of the Dali nana
Each cover is a different colour and after you remove the strings from your guitar and place them in the covers enabling you to keep them warm in the airing cupboard and toned for maximum performance when they are placed back on the guitar.
3 Guitar headstock Maker stamp Enabling you to stamp the head with the guitar make of your choice. Turning that cheap guitar made from old orange boxes and bought on the interweb into your choice de jour.
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Post by cottonopolis on Dec 13, 2013 18:55:49 GMT
Any chance of a `Onesie`?
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007
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Post by 007 on Dec 14, 2013 6:08:11 GMT
Could do a see through BriNylon wincette nighties with a big Fender logo on it half price just 60 quid
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Post by scorpiodog on Dec 16, 2013 9:55:43 GMT
Could do a see through BriNylon wincette nighties with a big Fender logo on it half price just 60 quid I have a suspicion you're giving a lot away about your "thought processes" with this post, Paul!
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007
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Post by 007 on Dec 16, 2013 10:57:25 GMT
Im taking the 5th on that
Two jobs eh, accountant and part time psychiatrist , Nice work
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Post by scorpiodog on Dec 16, 2013 11:51:19 GMT
Im taking the 5th on that Two jobs eh, accountant and part time psychiatrist , Nice work Have to make ends meet, Paul (Freudian, that)
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007
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Post by 007 on Dec 16, 2013 11:55:37 GMT
Yes thanks Paul don't give up the day job though and you won't need a comfy couch to do auditing I suppose its tax deductible
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Post by rodders on Dec 19, 2013 14:54:21 GMT
Ok, let me state from the beginning that orders will be limited to one per person. I am fully aware that a product of this quality doesn't come along that often, and I'm sure the value will soar faster than Bitcoins and even Royal Mail. I'm setting the price at £5.99 as I have had to self source the materials for these little beauties. I would suggest they are given a wash first. Without further ado, I give you - ACOUSTIC SOUNDBOARD MERKIN!!!
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Post by Phil Taylor on Dec 19, 2013 19:24:21 GMT
Ok, let me state from the beginning that orders will be limited to one per person. I am fully aware that a product of this quality doesn't come along that often, and I'm sure the value will soar faster than Bitcoins and even Royal Mail. I'm setting the price at £5.99 as I have had to self source the materials for these little beauties. I would suggest they are given a wash first. Without further ado, I give you - ACOUSTIC SOUNDBOARD MERKIN!!! Ross, I laughed out loud!! Very cheeky indeed. Phil
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Post by Martin on Dec 19, 2013 20:23:29 GMT
Without further ado, I give you - ACOUSTIC SOUNDBOARD MERKIN!!! Best thing ever! I'll have two (one for the wife )
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Post by andrewjw on Dec 19, 2013 20:40:16 GMT
It will be a best seller... Maybe the AS logo might be better mounted vertically rather than horizontally...easier for the less flexible among us.
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Post by fatfingerjohn on Dec 19, 2013 20:44:24 GMT
How about the Forum logo on the top of these?
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007
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My main instrument is: 1965 Hagstrom H45E
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Post by 007 on Dec 20, 2013 13:05:59 GMT
Rodders I will take a dozen of the merkins in small, medium, large,XxL, XXXL and 2 in XXXXXXXL
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Post by Mike Floorstand on Dec 20, 2013 23:54:48 GMT
I'm sorely tempted by the merkin, any chance if there's a Brazilian RW version?
Also the toilet seat - is there a soundport option?
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Post by fatfingerjohn on Dec 21, 2013 9:10:07 GMT
I'm sorely tempted by the merkin, any chance if there's a Brazilian RW version? Also the toilet seat - is there a soundport option? No I don't think so.
But as you get older you might like to try the cutaway option. Make sure you get one with the truss rod adjuster.
(For the carry case option you have to prove that you are a royal descendent).
FFJ
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