Ben Morgan-Brown

Shoutbox

What's on your mind?
scorpiodog: Yes, Rob. I can see you in a Sex Pistols tribute band. Or you could do a Tony Bennett and use "I scraped my arse and banned machismo". Aug 6, 2020 10:59:16 GMT
NewDave: Or you could do the Sarah Brightman classic, I lost my arse to a starship trooper. Aug 6, 2020 17:11:47 GMT
robmc: Interesting suggestions, I'll work on my own magnum opus and simply call it 'Skidmarks' :coat: Aug 6, 2020 22:00:22 GMT
scorpiodog: What? Like "Underpants is theft"? Or "The means of defecation must be in the hands of the proletariat"? Oh, sorry, no. That's Skidmarx. Aug 7, 2020 9:41:34 GMT
NewDave: Power to the Poop hole? Aug 7, 2020 14:39:01 GMT
NewDave: Sorry Aug 7, 2020 18:50:30 GMT
NewDave: It's too hot. I'm going to have cold beer. Aug 7, 2020 22:00:43 GMT
robmc: Well we've got enough for an EP there, maybe even an alBUM :banjo: Aug 7, 2020 22:17:40 GMT
NewDave: :fh: Aug 8, 2020 13:51:25 GMT
NewDave: Tonight I will be dipping my pre-slumber Monster Munch in cold lager instead of warm milk. Roast Beef of course. Pickled Onion are the devil's dangleberries. Aug 8, 2020 20:58:28 GMT
NewDave: Trump told people to drink bleach. How can he be at more than 40% in the polls in any state in the US? HE TOLD THEM TO DRINK BLEACH!!! :huh: Aug 9, 2020 21:18:27 GMT
Martin: Yes, but what flavour? If it was maple syrup bleach, then I can see the attraction.... Aug 10, 2020 16:19:33 GMT
NewDave: No. You're thinking of Canada. Aug 10, 2020 17:19:29 GMT
robmc: Don't listen to Martin, he's from North of the border and was probably weaned on Irn-Bru... Aug 10, 2020 19:57:24 GMT
NewDave: Can you get deep fried Mars Bar scented bleach? Aug 10, 2020 20:17:54 GMT
NewDave: I just read something on social media where a bloke seriously suggested that we invade France. Didn't Michael Howard threaten Spain with military action a few years ago? I think we might all have gone mad when no-one was watching. Aug 10, 2020 20:58:46 GMT
NewDave: Even my hair is sweating Aug 11, 2020 9:49:05 GMT
NewDave: I'm bloody fed up. Aug 11, 2020 22:44:38 GMT
martinrowe: Solution: listen to Derek playing Django's Swing 42 Aug 12, 2020 5:36:32 GMT
NewDave: Surprisingly effective Aug 12, 2020 13:11:24 GMT