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Post by Martin on Apr 24, 2013 14:42:48 GMT
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Post by Phil Taylor on Apr 25, 2013 12:58:43 GMT
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Post by brianr2 on Apr 25, 2013 14:01:14 GMT
Confirms my prejudices about lawyers but a somewhat invidious comparison for our banjo-playing brethren (and sistren).
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Post by calv on Apr 26, 2013 21:50:33 GMT
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Post by ocarolan on Apr 26, 2013 22:46:55 GMT
"When I grow up I want to be a banjo player" says little Johnny. "I'm sorry dear," says his mother, "you'll have to make up your mind. You can't have both--you can either grow up or be a banjo player..." Keith
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Post by Martin on Apr 26, 2013 23:26:04 GMT
So I reckon in that case I've regressed |
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Post by Deleted on Apr 27, 2013 0:08:54 GMT
A man went into a pawn shop and noticed a pink stuffed rat on a shelf. When he asked the price the dealer told him it was, "50 quid, or 100 quid with the instructions." The man has no idea why it should need instructions, but he liked the look of the thing and he paid the 50 quid. On his way home he realised that there was something really odd about the pink rat. Every rat in town started following him. Before long he was running in terror, pursued by thousands of rats. At last he realised what he could do to save himself. He ran to the bridge and tossed the pink rat into the canal, whereupon all of the rats jumped in after it and drowned.
He went straight back to the pawnshop, where the smirking owner said, "You've come for the instructions, haven't you?"
"Nope," he replied. "I want the price on that pink banjo."
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Post by Martin on Apr 27, 2013 0:11:58 GMT
A pink banjo would be magic  |
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Post by Deleted on Apr 27, 2013 0:16:25 GMT
A pink banjo would be magic True. If you went into our local Labour Club with one all the men would suddenly disappear. |
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